~ midnight is considered a late night for you.
~ you kneel down on the ground for 5 minutes and then can’t get back up because you’re knees have locked in place.
~ you begin to start seeing the odd white hair here and there.
~ things you’ve eaten all your life suddenly begin to cause you stomach upset and bloating.
~ you never get asked for identification any longer.
~ kids or young adults begin calling you Mam.
~ your kids don’t think you’re cool anymore.
~ you wear the latest trends for the second time around.
~ a 70 year-old man passes you while doing the Grouse Grind.
~ people’s guesses at your age begin to annoy you instead of flatter you.
~you try to wipe a thingy from off your face and realize it’s a wrinkle.
This is only the beginning of my list.
I’m sure I’ve missed so much more. I will continue to add to this list as they come to mind. Please feel free to comment below with some of your ideas!