The theme for this week is to write about ten things you can do without…
so in no particular order …
I could so do without having to deal with sick people and kids. It’s not fun for me or for them. Never mind your own children, try teaching 22 runny-nosed kids on a daily basis and worrying about catching their cold bugs! Yuck!
I could so do without the dreary old rain that does nothing but frizz up my hair and make me feel all sticky under my clothes. I hate being wet!
I can do without the season of Winter. I like snow but hate driving in it. If it stays over a weekend fine but once it lingers into a work week, I’m done with it. I don’t like being cold either so temperatures below zero can bite me. No snow camping for this gal!
4. bad traffic
It’s bad enough I have to commute into work every morning but to have to deal with slow moving traffic, accidents and stupid people who don’t know how to drive is simply annoying. Too bad I’m too spoiled and don’t like taking the bus.
5. dramatic girlfriends
I could so do without girlfriends who do nothing but talk about themselves and talk so much you can’t get a word in edgewise no matter what the conversation. Shut-up already! The world does not always revolve around you.
6. peanut butter
Since I can’t live without chocolate or Nutella Hazelnut Spread, I choose to give up peanut butter. I only eat it when there’s no chocolate around anyways. No brainer!
Since I cannot give up my daily, morning coffee, tea is the the one that has to go. I don’t understand tea anyways. It just looks like dirty water. Unless it’s Chai or Bengle Spice flavoured, it bites the big one.
Since I love flip flops and freshly painted and manicured toes, I think socks are useless. If I could have my way, we’d have Summer all year around and the need for socks would dwindle. Flip flops rule!
9. skinny jeans
I wore skinny jeans in the 80’s and rocked them but that’s when my butt was small. Since I’ve had 3 kids, the butt has grown and widened. Skinny jeans only accentuate the growth. Being that my legs are skinny, I end up looking like a less hot version of Jennifer Lopez. Not pretty!
10. white hairs
I only have a few but they’re starting to show themselves more and more with each new day and hair wash. I’m not impressed. If anyone wants them, they’re up for sale! Free.
What are the ten things you can live without?